School days. school days
There's nothing like school days
How can we forget the things we used to do
As follows:

There was a boy who had a dare
To wear a ribbon in his hair
He had more pink than Ross's nose
In assembly he used to pose
The head he said you're a pest
Gonna get six of the best

Don't you ever, don't you ever
Let me catch you smoking round the bike sheds
Don't be clever, don't be clever
Come to my study just put out your hand son
Just come in, just come in
Six of the rule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Do that again or you will be expelled son

School days. school days
There's nothing like school days

I'm a devil when I'm at school
I think I've broken every rule
Standing up or sitting down
In my class I was the clown
Got expelled from lower fifth
Along with the boy whose name was Cliff

I like tall teachers, I like small teachers
Just as long as they're nailed to the ground
Once in biology I earned a merit
They said bring a pet so I took in me ferret
Poor Miss Fred
The ferret shot up her leg
Walking about with a bag full of conkers
I got no string and it's driving me bonkers
What a dunce
I dun it more than once

Then on friday chemistry and physics
Our school roof wwent flying over Chiswick
Woof, tomorrow at noon
It lands on the moon

This old school is full of skinheads
This old school is full of punks
Old man Kenny ever taught his stuff
To barristers and monks
Can't play football, can't play cricket
I don't know why we take part
But there's no one who can beat us
Playing ping-pong, pool or darts

Ain't gonna go to this school no longer
Ain't gonna go to this school no more
Gonna train to be a teacher
'Cos you don't need brains at all

The German teacher gave us lines, sticky boo
The French get on her all the time, 
The teachers get it on at me
Especially in geography.....